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Duke Thaddeus Aloysius Crumbsniffer (aka Thad) 

MALE | BORN JULY 2023 | BICHON FRISE X MALTESE
LOCATED IN AUCKLAND

Introducing Duke Thaddeus Aloysius Crumbsniffer aka Thad, The Snuggle Duke of Couchshire

If you’ve ever dreamed of living with a tiny Victorian nobleman trapped in a dog’s body, congratulations, your moment has arrived. Duke Thaddeus Aloysius Crumbsniffer (Thad to his friends, which he will decide if you are) is a caring, charming little dude with a personality that unfolds like a very dramatic flower.

He’s had ups. He’s had downs. He’s had Opinions™. But beneath it all is a boy who is genuinely special, the kind of dog who, once he trusts you, will love you with the intensity of a thousand suns and at least three full-body wiggles.

Thad’s Favourite Things

  • Humans: All of them. Any of them. If you’re a person, he’s into it.

  • Food: If it exists, he believes it belongs in his mouth.

  • Car rides: He sprints to the car it’s the Treat Mobile and he has VIP access.

  • Cuddles:  He will demand them. He will escalate. You have been warned.

  • His crate: Sleeps like a tiny angel who absolutely did not just shove his head under your hand for the 47th cuddle request.

Thad’s “Character-Building Traits”

·       Being alone: He is a firm believer in togetherness. Preferably always. We’re teaching him how to enjoy his own company, despite being given the side eye.

  • Walking on a lead: Thad is philosophically opposed to exercise. He will plant himself like a stubborn potato or reverse like a tiny tractor.

  • Leaving the house: The outside world is suspicious. He’s convinced the footpath is plotting something. We’re working on it.

What Thad Needs

Thad is looking for a human who is patient, kind, and gently firm, someone who can say “I love you” and “no, we are actually going outside today” in the same breath.

He’ll thrive in a home with:

  • Secure fencing or safe outdoor spaces (Houdini does not need to be added to his full title)

  • Someone who understands that progress is made in small, brave, furry steps

  • A willingness to celebrate victories like “walked to the letterbox” as if he just won Olympic gold

He still needs boundaries, structure, and encouragement — even when he dramatically flops onto his side like a fainting goat to protest walkies.

The Real Thad

Once he trusts you, the transformation is magic. The fear melts. The silliness emerges. The zoomies appear like a rare natural phenomenon.

You’ll see:

  • A wiggly tail that could power a small village

  • A goofy, affectionate character

  • A dog who blossoms with love, consistency, and (the occasional) snack

Thad is a once-in-a-lifetime little weirdo, and he deserves someone who sees the gold beneath the quirks.

If you’re ready to love a dog who is equal parts cuddle bug, comedian, and dramatic indoor gentleman, Duke Thaddeus Aloysius Crumbsniffer awaits your audience.

Further Info

Good with dogs: Yes.

Good with cats: Unknown. 

Good with other animals: Unknown

Good with kids: Yes.

Energy Levels: Medium. 

Home Experience Level: He needs a person who understands that he’s a dog who still requires boundaries, patience, exercise, and fun, even when he’d rather stay curled up inside.

Health: Nothing known at present. 

Weight: TBC

Can't adopt Thad? You can still help.

Although we charge a small adoption fee, this doesn't generally cover the costs of us getting our dogs ready for adoption. Desexing, grooms, vet care, vaccinations, registration, training and variety of other things can go into these dogs. If you'd like to help either on a one off or regular basis we would be grateful for your donation.

 

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