Ex-Files: The Dog Edition

💔 Need closure? We’ve got dogs. 🐶

Turn your bad breakup into something good.

Donate to help rescue dogs — and let our pups help you emotionally process your ex.

Choose your option, send us the name, and we’ll handle the rest (with love, paws, and zero judgment).

First names only. We’re petty, not reckless.
 

✨ The Ex Menu ✨
💩 Your ex’s name in a bag of poo – $5
🧸 Your ex’s name on a toy a dog destroys – $10
🚿 Your ex’s name on paper… and a dog pees on it – $5
All donations support rescue dogs who actually deserve unconditional love.
 
Disclaimer:
No dogs were harmed.
Some egos probably were.
Dogs consented enthusiastically.
 
Drop the name.
Pick the chaos.
Help a dog. 🐾